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Profile: Jesus cheated at soccer.
The archeology site is said to be the home of a common family. Archeologist expert
Stah Boney explains, "The writings found here are very different from most finds of this time period.
The diary like writings talks about various miracles performed by Jesus from and entirely different
perspective then conventional biblical writings."
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The writings allege that Jesus Christ used miracles to win soccer games. According to the ancient
manuscripts Jesus would often turn the opposing teams’ water supply into wine, leaving them either
drunk or dehydrated. Jesus played the goalie position for just under five years before he was crucified
by Romans in 0AD. During his soccer career it was said that no man had ever scored a point against
Jesus Christ. Detailed recollections of a soccer game against Israel describes a three man Israeli
fast break opportunity interrupted when the advancing players mysteriously turned into pigs and ran
to a lake where they drowned.
The authenticities of these documents are to be further discovered, although early reports verify that
these documents seem to be authentic. Many Christian groups dismiss the documents as unreliable and
inaccurate.