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Ancient Scripts "Jesus Cheated at Soccer"

The archeology site is said to be the home of a common family. Archeologist expert Stah Boney explains, "The writings found here are very different from most finds of this time period. The diary like writings talks about various miracles performed by Jesus from and entirely different perspective then conventional biblical writings."

The writings allege that Jesus Christ used miracles to win soccer games. According to the ancient manuscripts Jesus would often turn the opposing teams’ water supply into wine, leaving them either drunk or dehydrated. Jesus played the goalie position for just under five years before he was crucified by Romans in 0AD. During his soccer career it was said that no man had ever scored a point against Jesus Christ. Detailed recollections of a soccer game against Israel describes a three man Israeli fast break opportunity interrupted when the advancing players mysteriously turned into pigs and ran to a lake where they drowned.

The authenticities of these documents are to be further discovered, although early reports verify that these documents seem to be authentic. Many Christian groups dismiss the documents as unreliable and inaccurate.

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