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Celebrity Sightings: Tony Hawk, Boom Boom Huck Jam
Boom Boom Wham Bam thank you mama! This might sound like what you would
say to a fat bitch after she sucked your dick and had sex with your friend on the 4th of July.
And trust me, Ronald McDonald wouldn’t be happy about this at all. Boom Boom Huck Jam doesn’t
have anything to do with fat bitches giving you head but it does have something to do with
Tony Hawk hittin' that ass up on the fly. BBHJ is an extreme sports tour with the biggest
names in the X world doing their damn thing. From ultra-pro skater Tony Hawk to BMX Jesus
Matt Hoffman to some guy called Dustin Miller- all these mutherfuckers came to Las Vegas in
the Mandalay Bay convention center. CTCM thinks that vert skating and BMXing is gay but this
show is the best that vert has to offer. They had a vert ramp that would make Dirk Diggler
cross his legs. The skaters and BMXers were taking hard to the ramp something mean, and the
motocross dudes somehow found room to jump the entire vert ramp from time to time.
The show is pretty awesome and by the looks of the crowd there are a lot of 40 year old
people that still think They are extreme. We asked Tony Hawk if we could take a picture of
him for our magazine and he said, “Hell yeah I love CTC Magazine.” Then he grabbed the closed
fat bitch and wrote ‘Tony’ on her ass then paused and yelled, ‘Take the picture NOW!’
and I did. Anyways if you are into any extreme anything, then the Boom Boom Huck Jam is
right up your ass hole.
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